If I were a coaster

Dear readers,

Thanks to those of you who gave me suggestions on what to turn my not-a-coaster into. I've turned it into a coin pouch. Some hand sewing was required. Ouchy.

As a "reward" for your effort, here's a little ditty for you. (inspired by if i were a boy) It has no tune and no rhyme. Just rambling from a delirious mind.

If I were a coaster

If I were a coaster

I would sit on the table all day

and wait for a cup of coffee

or a glass of juice

to sit on me

I would chase after stains

and I'd never let any water ring stay

If I were a coaster

I would get wet and dirty

But I am not a coaster

I am a very pretty coin pouch

With a zipper and a ring clip

And coins to keep me company

all day

So I don't have a clue

How you sit all day on the table

Every day it's the same

I would go crazy honest

never able to go out

Meet up with other pouches

Instead, just waiting for Jane to come home

I'm sorry

It's a little too late for me to be a coaster

I have been zippered up

And the coins are in my tum-tum